The Magical Motorcop and His Tricks of Wonderment

Motor­cops have many skills.

For exam­ple, we see things most peo­ple don’t see.  We can spot a hang­ing seat­belt at 100′.  We can visu­ally esti­mate speed to within 2 MPH at about 1000′.  We can see you do things you your­self had no idea you were even doing.

Motor­cops are magical.

Here’s proof:

Hav­ing said all that, if you want your next traf­fic stop to end with daz­zling enter­tain­ment, ask the motor­cop to do a trick.

We love that shit.

I get paid to ride a motorcycle and crush souls, er, write tickets. #RALB

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